No, not really. Let's call it a little road trip. Out of town. I have always been fond of road trips. I will be off until September 2nd? 3rd? 6th? I don't know but starting with September, I will be slow. That, I know.
So Joni is dying? I'll have Madison Emo then. Very much indeed. And I guess Madison had promised Joni to kick Shayshay's ass, not very sure why. She is feeling protective of Joni? She is feeling rather guilty about their break-up? Fuck, I don't know what that bat-shit crazy lady of mine is up to! And then there is Seth. She wants to kick his ass too. I don't know, she broke little Jonny-Bonny's heart? But I don't think she is ready to face Seth yet. Not without throwing up, no. She is like that. When there is nothing to do or say she throws up. I know, lovely. But I do sense that if Seth shows up in London there is going to be draaamaa! Fun drama though, don't worry. I can't promise anything, but angry sex would fit there perfectly. So yes, that is about it. And I am still mulling thoughts over having an IC blog. You better make suggestions about it rather than saying "PICS OR GTFO"!!!!1 I'll upload the half of my face. It will be a creepy one. And you will never ever ask for pics again. I am evil.
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Looking at the title, you should have an idea about me, and my understanding of titles in general. However, Butters here is about to give you two recipes in one day! "OMG! FOR REAL?!1" You're asking? Yes, yes, for real. So why not start with... Penne Arrabiata![]() Ingredients 200g dried penne 1 can of chopped tomatoes 3 tbsp olive oil half an onion, chopped 1 garlic clove, chopped 1 tsp chilli flakes salt and black pepper pinch of sugar grated parmesan, to serve Method 1. In a saucepan, gently cook the onion and garlic in the olive oil until the onion has softened. Add the chopped tomatoes, chilli flakes and sugar. Season with salt and pepper and simmer for 25-30 minutes until thickened. 2. Meanwhile, cook the pasta in plenty of salted water until cooked \'al dente\', and then drain the pasta. 3. Add the pasta to the sauce and mix in well. Serve with grated parmesan. I personally really like Penne Arrabiata. I find it easy to prepare. Though this particular recipe is a little different from what I used to. Mine is a little simpler, but this looks delicious too. I am going to try this. And, olives. Lots of them! I love olives. They are cool. And secondly... Sbiten (сбитень, збитень)![]() First mentioned in Slavonic chronicles in 1128, it remained popular with all strata of Russian society until the 19th century when it was replaced by coffee and tea. It is being revived in the 21st century as a mass-produced drink in Russia. Sbiten is hot drink made from spices and herbs with honey or sugar. It was purchased in general only in Moscow in crowded places. Sbiten is considered Russian national winter beverage. Ingredients: 1 lb honey 1 1/2 treacle 2 tbsp spices (cinnamon, cloves, hops, mint) 1 1/2 gallon water Method: Boil water and add all ingredients and cook for 30 minutes on low heat. Sbitten is served hot with cakes and biscuits. Additional info: Like mead and medovukha, sbiten' is based on honey mixed with water, spices, and jam. One recipe of sbiten' is described in the 16th-century Domostroy. Compared to kvass, sbiten' is very simple to prepare. In some recipes, honey and sbiten' flavor (spices, juices) are boiled down and then these two parts are combined and boiled again. In other recipes, all the ingredients are combined and boiled at once. The drink can also be made alcoholic by substituting red wine for water. It can be garnished with mint leaves or cinnamon sticks.In Russia, sbiten is often poured from a large shining copper urn called a samovar. (Clearly the source is Wikipedia) And oh oh! Forgot to tell! I actually mentioned it in the comments! But Mrs. S is on! Officially, I think Madison has already talked Shay about her but no one other than him really knew. And here we have her quick background. It is completely inspired from the series called "Orphan Black". Who gets married on a Tuesday? Apparently people do! But oooh, I am sensing that this particular wedding is going to be fancy. I know it! It has to be. So I went shopping yesterday ... I hate shopping by the way. But I found a cute dress which is not gaudy by the way so self-five for that! (Rice, I am a woman, yes.) New shoes too! They are red! Ooooh, they are so cute! Okay enough blabbering about clothing, I believe? You're all convinced that I am a woman now. So, yes. Anyways, as Rice, the lovely "narrative" mate of mine mentioned in her blog of awesomeness... Drama! It is not boring, actually I kinda liked it. I got 2 messages of long narrative and I gave that in return. Now let her handle it! MWUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH...WUAHAHAHAHHA..HAUAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.......hua?........ Yeah, anyways... Oh and Bread, start typing some shit, where are your "too long didn't read"s, hmmmmmmm?!
But oh well, I am not. I am not a bald 40 year-old pale man living in a basement, but I am not very lady-like either, I have to say. Though the font is very... Weird. I don't know. It feels like I have something important, and polite to say while I don't. And Bread, thanks for the lovely advice though I think it is set to be underlined or something. What?! I don't know... I feel like I have other important shit to do. And apparently I cannot be arsed to find more about weebly. Khm, anyways, I can definitely assure you that I am not a smoker. I don't drink alcohol either. No, no, Bread, to your surprise I am not even on LSDs... I am naturally paranoid, and well, I hate the word, but "crazy". It feels like that is a word some freaking teen would use. Emphasizing the "crrr" part. And ending with an "aye". "Crrrazey!" "It was like. I mean.... Uhm... Such as... Like. You know. Africa. Uhm..." Things are going pretty well. Popo-wise, at least. And I baked Brownies! NO BROWNIES FOR YOU HOWEVER. I feel like nobody cares my recipes... YOU DON'T EVEN TRY THEM AT HOME! I KNOW! *sniffles*
What was I saying again? Yes, popo-world. I think Madison is in trouble and Joni won't talk to her. Shay-Shay is still friendzoning Madison. I think she likes to be friendzoned. Well, and Seth claims that Madison gives him contradictory signals. Well, can't oppose to that either. My character is seriously fucked up people, I tell you. She is mental... But good hearted! Roberta told her so. Aaaaand. Now, seriously, I don't know if I ever will be a V.I.P again. (Okay, okay, I admit it! I am bald, 40, and a pale man living in a basement!!) So I think having an IC blog would be fine. But meh... I don't think anyone would read. And I don't know, if I am very willing to do that. I'll let you know though. WHEN IT IS ON, IT IS MANDATORY TO READ! AND I WILL QUIZ YOU! Oh, speaking of quizzes, I haven't give you your "Orange is the New Black" quiz yet, hmmm?! I will have to work on that now. And I hate the fact that it is always underlined. And the comments button is underlined also. Why? I don't have any idea why. And I am pissed at the moment. You can't tell, oh but I am. What kind of weeblian friends do you have, have you ever wondered? Well, CHANGE YOUR FREAKIN' THEME AND YOU'LL KNOW!!1 Hmpf! I swear, they said it was cute. At least Rice said that. I have proof! I know, my paint hand writing isn't the best around, but you get the point. SEE?! THEY LOVED IT. At least she did! Now, they're telling me it was hideous. Even the nice ppm of Seth Courtney (a.k.a Jam)... They BETRAYED me, people! It was all lies! LIES, I TELL YOU!
Hello lovely readers, As you might have noticed I changed the theme of my weebly. Why am I making changes while I hate changes, I can't tell. However, it looks cute this way, doesn't it? (You have to say yes now.) I might change it back in a day, a week, or maybe in a month. Or never! I don't know. Though, I will try to give you as many recipe as I can while the theme is still on. Without much blabbering I want to give you the recipe of my delicious treat. The Framboise Cheesecake Ingredients: Crust: (The base of the cheesecake) 2 packages of graham crackers (Oaten biscuits? I don't know where this graham crackers popped out but you can try that too, I suppose?) 2 tablespoons of milk 50 grams of butter Filling: 2 packages of labneh cheese Two coffee cups of powdered sugar 50 g of cream 1 pinch of salt 4 eggs Glaze: Frozen raspberries 1 tablespoon of wheat starch 3 tablespoons of granulated sugar For Crust: Put the biscuits into the chopper. That kitchen roboty thing. You know, that chops things? Here, I don't know what you call them! OKAY?! Khm, yes, these ones. Did you put the biscuits in? Good. Now let it chop them. Now, put the crumbled poor biscuits into a bowl and pour the milk. (3-4 table spoons of milk.) Then melt the 50 grams of butter and add that too. Now it should have looked like wet sand. Don't forget that you have to have one of these. Springform pans. Spread your wet sand on the base of your springform pan and press them on it very tightly. Now you have the base of your cheesecake. You can send your pan to your freezer now. For filling: You have 4 eggs. Crack them open and see what they have inside! Though, be careful, you're going to take the egg white separately from the egg yellow. (?!1) Now in a bowl, you have the egg whites and in that other bowl you have the egg yellows. (?) (I like calling them egg yellows, shut up.) Now, add a pinch of salt to that egg whites of yours. Blend it! Blend it! Phew. Okay. It looks snowy and soapy-like now. You're on the right track. About that egg yolks... You have to add 2 coffee cups of powdered sugar and 50 grams of cream. Blend it! Blend it! Well well, have these two different mix in one bowl now. And... Blend it! Blend it! Now, it is time for you to add that labneh cheese. 2 packages. And blend it! Blend it! We have something tasty here, I tell you. Get that springform pan out of your freaking freezer! Now spread the filling on the crust. And send them to oven. And get that thing out when you see your little mix turned slightly the pink. Don't wait too much for that to happen. It is not necessary. Just make sure it is baked. Stab a fork or something!!1 For Glaze: Frozen framboise. Half a package would be fine. Now put them onto your pan. A normal pan. A saucepan. Add 1 tablespoon of wheat starch and 3 tablespoons of sugar. And melt them. And... blend it blend it! Woo... I think your cheesecake is out! But it still seems a little hot. So wait until both your glaze and cheesecake is a little warm. Waiting... Waiting... Waiting Oh! They seem warm enough. Using spatula spread the glaze on the cheesecake. And ka-Boom. Ready to go. Don't eat it yet. It has to wait 8 hours in the fridge. Then it is fine. After 8 hours! Ta-daa! ![]() P.S: I said coffee cups. But little ones. Like these. Not the other huge ones. If you don't have one of these then add only one cup of powdered sugar. So, okay, Bread, we get it, you're not a fan of Coldplay. They are not interesting to you, musically. (I don't know what that means either...) Anyways, I am in no position to defend them since more or less I think the same way. But here we have a young fellow inspired by them, making a song without meaningful lyrics. And it is somewhat pleasant to the foreign ears. Generally foreign grandmas. I don't make any sense? Well check this out. And see how the foreign grandmas liked it. The guy has a point after all! Well, okay, grandmas think that the boy is cute and there are two different people. But who cares? Coldplay effect, am I right???!1
Seems, I had nothing better to write about that is why you are getting this. Oh, oh! Right, freaking young spice, Madison is 22 again. Feeling younger and all. Peer pressure, I tell you! Aaaaand, she is a blondie now. I don't know if it will suit her right. Just wanted to try. It is hard to find photos for her dark haired anyway. Freaking Pulp Fiction and that's it. I am running out of pictures people! And well, she is being a total pain in the arse Emo, and wanted a few changes let's say. It will stay this way for a while. I don't know for how long though. No hate comments! I have too many readers, I tell you. All around the world, yes. People just can't help it. They love reading the crap I write. Though it is always nice when you learn you have +1 reader that had checked your lame ass weebly site and was polite enough to tell you that you have a style. Some people are way too kind... We need them, I think. Since there must be people like me around the world, there have to be nice ones too. (You think it is enough complimenting for my quiet reader? I think it is.) Before I went to my little vacation, I realized that Madison had bunch of relationships even though she never really talked to them. Now, that is one thing I hate about this game. You supposedly make your characters acquaintances with other characters but they never really meet, sometimes. So when Madison was in Rio, Seth Courtney (Jonny-Bonny's brother) interacted back with her and I said "What the hell, I am starting this." and didn't really think that was one moment I found my (one of my) secret admirers. (!!!!1) And shame on you two (Rice and Bread!!) we are doing narrative now! Yes, right! Do you see how nice he is, hmm?! Anyways, yes, Madison should totally feel like the family slut, but oh well, the siblings are hot. And before I forget, yes, Madison couldn't resist her Jonny-Bonny no moar. And... They are at it. With an ass kicking narrative! (I am exaggerating, don't believe every crap I say, Gee) So everything is going pretty well, I guess. I found my +1 reader and roleplay mate. Rice is not being a pain in the arse. And I shared my twisted music taste with Bread. And I hope he doesn't hate it. (You don't hate my middle class parties, do you??!!1 I know you lurve them, more than tattooed redhead girls, I know.) My throat is hurting. My nose is rainy. Eyes are a bit wet. And I am constantly sneezing. The vacation was a blast, as you see. No, really, this thing happened on the last day of my vacation, thankfully. I forgot Madison in Rio, buried under the sand. Rocco, Denis and Mischka were in London, being lazy ass fuckers. Just like their mother. I am sure Madison is proud. Very much Other than that, I just want to blabber things about how I am indeed a good, normal human being with no intentions of humiliating people, being a racist arse, and other bad shit. But I ain't purrrfect, yanno... No seriously, I will be glad if anything my characters defend or say or do in anyway offends you, please don't think that I personally think that way. It is just their twisted, crooked ways of showing themselves, or rather being themselves. This sentence didn't really make sense. Lesson learned. Don't go around drinking chocolate vodka everyday!!!1 DAMMIT!! And why not spice this entry up with a song? Theme-wise. P.S: Don't worry Butters didn't forget the promised cheesecake recipe. I will get to it. I started watching Orange is the New Black, which can be counted as a new series. And I loved it. The series is basically about Piper Chapman and her own experiences in prison for 15 months. Taylor Schilling as Piper Chapman Laura Prepon as Alex Vause, the girl from "That 70's show" remember??! Here, tattooed and beautiful. (You're welcome Bread. Shut up, if you watch the series you might even see more tattoos.) Why am I on this free advertising you ask? Well, no reason. I just liked the series and wanted to share. Though yes, I remember now, Joni was trying to convert Madison to being a lesbian, and she was chanting One of us... One of us... One of us... and since I was under the effect of watching 3 episodes in one day, I thought she was referencing... Which was not the case. And even though I recommended her, she just didn't care at all!!1 That was mean you know. My heart is broken. And there is the Regina Spektor. The main theme song is from her! Isn't only this enough to make the series marvelous? |