Both for Weebly and Popmundo. I hate to admit this oh but I am. Mostly because I am not allowed to be a lazy fucker like I used to be. Things are getting serious. College-wise, of course. I AM LIKE TOO YOUNG TO GET MARRIED! That and I look like a 14 year-old. Effing 14 year-old!!!1
It has been ten days since I've written a goddamn thing in here. And I've only written a blog over Joni's death and that's it. And it turned out... Bad, I'd say. (Ricicles you were too polite, thank you, but I know, I know.) Anyways what was I saying again? College. Well, I want to be a doctor, have I ever told you that? I am going to somehow achieve that, but I have lots of work to do. I want to finish my studies and then I guess I will continue to be a student. Because being a student is the best thing there is. I am not kidding, I am sure real life job would be more exhausting. I like what I am studying very entertaining and fun to learn. There is even a course that teaches you Literature, Art and Society. And connects them. We will be reading very cool books too! And that is a course I am feeling very content about. Anyways enough about me blabbering about my stupid courses. I've talked to Roger and offered him some Sbiten. Not actual Sbiten but I gave him the recipe! And we've discussed about treacle and seems you earthlings don't know what real treacle is.... Gotta attach a picture of it; poured onto yoghurt. Though... You don't know what real yoghurt is....... *smug*
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After admitting that I am a homeless hobo and a penniless student Ricicles made something very non-smart. That is draining 22 bucks down the drain... But fuck being VIP again is... Well feels good. Because it means I can bug you in game too, which is really fascinating. Iheartyou.
Though I made a very stupid mistake. Madison believes in a life of crime. Yeah, well... She is not skilled though... I know, I know... I am stupid. Yes okay, I get it. Anyways, I hope it will work out for her and well... I hope I don't get her killed! And Joni won't rob her! (Of course she will!) And Shayshay just gave Madison a great idea. Rockabilly! Coming very soon... Perhaps, quarter? Not really sure about it. But it has approximately same width and length of the previous one I posted. And no, it is not the same picture Ricicles saw. THE ONLY ONE, actually, since Bread and Jam were being bad bad readers. Now, Ricicles had repeatedly told me I look adorable, not really sure she is joking or being serious. (She is probably making fun of me!) And I am saying it once again that I am a 21 year-old individual, believe it or not. FOCK YOU IF YOU DON'T! And yes, yes, one new "Professor" couldn't believe I was a student at college, jokes and jokes! Hilarious! But I like the courses I am taking, I like my room mates. It is all fine. Now one more thing before the representation of the picture. Eye shapes... Yes, eye shapes after looking at that picture very carefully I decided my eyes are Asian. Pretty weird, I know. But look at that! It says they are round/childish Asian? Wtf?! Well then... FOCK YOU TOO EYE-SHAPES! ![]() I am sensing that you want to see my ID? Very well then, NO. I am getting ID-ed enough while entering pubs, thank you. But I have decided that it is because of the eyes. They are funny. And definitely looks like an eye of a 5 year-old. Anyhoo, I shall not discuss my age no more. *dramatic Butters look* No seriously, I am tired. Well, well, dearest Bread. About that shadow picture... I cannot find it anywhere! I've searched for it! But poof! It must have been gone somewhere. And you probably see why, I am using MS paint... I mean, come on now. That's about it I believe. Round Asian eye, smooth cheekbone, and one beauty mark I am very proud of. Don't know why, I like them. Ricicles I think I am whiter at this picture than the previous one I've deleted. I think the tan goes away slowly. Oh and, decided my hair looks pretty today unlike its daily life messy look, so why not add that shitty picture taken by myself too? I mean, no shadow but hair?! So Bread is one year older, don't worry, you are beautiful. I didn't make myself a cake and ate it alone, but will probably do that pretty soonish. Anyways. HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LOVELY THANG! C'MERE AND GIVE ME A HUUUUUUUUUUG! I will upload my face whenever I got time. Shit just got serious, and since I am still a student. A COLLEGE STUDENT. I got pretty intense shit to do. OTHER THAN MS PAINTING... But don't get yourself too excited. I am a ugly fucker. Ricicles is just exaggerating to see that smooth cheekbone again, yesh. I don't know why Jam is insisting to see it though. Anyways, I hope I will not get drunk and delete it again. Shadow picture will be there too. Just give me enough time. Dearest Bread, I wish you a happy birthday. And here your birthday present other than my shitty photo with MS painting. Now... When I get to have little grandchildren?... BABIES WON'T MAKE THEMSELVES. Go make a baby. So I can be a proud grandma.
I know, stupid. I've promised the picture of my shadow and wrote a blog just for the fun of it. And of course for Bread's birthday. And then I remembered I promised to put the half of my face so you fuckers would stop saying "Pics or GTFO". Or something like that. Anyways, I did all of that with my shitty MS paint skills. But I deleted the whole fucking blog just because Ricicles told me that I look like a sixteen year-old Californian girl. Wtf?! Okay, I might be considered petite. And the kids at the college still can't believe I am 21 but foooock you! I am!
Anyways, I think Rice thinks I am cute somehow, or just said that to shut me up. I think I have to believe in God and pray to him to make me grow bigger or something. Yeap, will definitely going to try that. Or I should fetch a bottle of milk instead of going to that fucked up pub just to make them ask for my ID again? I don't know. I am being a total pain in the arse bitch lately, pissing off my room mate and all. Now I think I am being a terrible weeblian friend, I shouldn't have deleted that blog. Oh it was such a fine picture of my shadow. Though I think I should embrace myself and accept that I look like a fourteen year old girl from Cali. NOT FAIR AT ALL. Does that mean I look dumb and slutty and teenage?! Off to find my milk. I think, yes, yes, I am back. Though hard to believe I know, but I will be permanantly slow until further notice. September. Work to do. Nevertheless September is good. I like September.
The vacation was a blast! For real now, it was. I spotted an old man, he had nails like Joni's. I wanted to take the picture, but I couldn't. Oh well, maybe next time? But I should have recommended him not to wear sandals though. Nah, he was a good old man, I cannot do that. Sooo, what else? Nothing much. Seems like we had a good rp going on with Ledley's player, but I don't know he seems quiet now. Since I am pretty sure that he doesn't read this: COME BACK YOU HOBO! I am pretty sure you don't know who Ledley is? He is a friend of Madison. They met in London, they smoked weed, drank bottles of alcohol and had a great day. Then Madi ran into him in Los Angeles again. Back in London, Ledley was looking for band mates to join his band, jazz band. Though Madison was too lazy to join a band and tour around so she declined and they headed to a bar. Anyways, now after she ran into him, she learned that Ledley quit the band and now is going to form a band. A FUCKING POP BAND. Of course, Madison invited him to join her. But seems he declined. FOREVER FRIENDS though. That seems to be their motto. No matter the declinings and all that. Now, I really want Madi to kick Shayshay's ass... But we'll see. Seems he is going to the wedding? And hey, more importantly Madison is going to be a bridesmaid. Very 'hooooarish one, indeed. And will probably shag a French dude, under a table? We'll see. Joni thinks she will probably just gonna shag her brother. But nuh-uh, SHE WANTS A FRENCH DUDE. (Though, yes probably going to shag his brother. Shag him rotten!) Khm. No, not really. Let's call it a little road trip. Out of town. I have always been fond of road trips. I will be off until September 2nd? 3rd? 6th? I don't know but starting with September, I will be slow. That, I know.
So Joni is dying? I'll have Madison Emo then. Very much indeed. And I guess Madison had promised Joni to kick Shayshay's ass, not very sure why. She is feeling protective of Joni? She is feeling rather guilty about their break-up? Fuck, I don't know what that bat-shit crazy lady of mine is up to! And then there is Seth. She wants to kick his ass too. I don't know, she broke little Jonny-Bonny's heart? But I don't think she is ready to face Seth yet. Not without throwing up, no. She is like that. When there is nothing to do or say she throws up. I know, lovely. But I do sense that if Seth shows up in London there is going to be draaamaa! Fun drama though, don't worry. I can't promise anything, but angry sex would fit there perfectly. So yes, that is about it. And I am still mulling thoughts over having an IC blog. You better make suggestions about it rather than saying "PICS OR GTFO"!!!!1 I'll upload the half of my face. It will be a creepy one. And you will never ever ask for pics again. I am evil. Looking at the title, you should have an idea about me, and my understanding of titles in general. However, Butters here is about to give you two recipes in one day! "OMG! FOR REAL?!1" You're asking? Yes, yes, for real. So why not start with... Penne Arrabiata![]() Ingredients 200g dried penne 1 can of chopped tomatoes 3 tbsp olive oil half an onion, chopped 1 garlic clove, chopped 1 tsp chilli flakes salt and black pepper pinch of sugar grated parmesan, to serve Method 1. In a saucepan, gently cook the onion and garlic in the olive oil until the onion has softened. Add the chopped tomatoes, chilli flakes and sugar. Season with salt and pepper and simmer for 25-30 minutes until thickened. 2. Meanwhile, cook the pasta in plenty of salted water until cooked \'al dente\', and then drain the pasta. 3. Add the pasta to the sauce and mix in well. Serve with grated parmesan. I personally really like Penne Arrabiata. I find it easy to prepare. Though this particular recipe is a little different from what I used to. Mine is a little simpler, but this looks delicious too. I am going to try this. And, olives. Lots of them! I love olives. They are cool. And secondly... Sbiten (сбитень, збитень)![]() First mentioned in Slavonic chronicles in 1128, it remained popular with all strata of Russian society until the 19th century when it was replaced by coffee and tea. It is being revived in the 21st century as a mass-produced drink in Russia. Sbiten is hot drink made from spices and herbs with honey or sugar. It was purchased in general only in Moscow in crowded places. Sbiten is considered Russian national winter beverage. Ingredients: 1 lb honey 1 1/2 treacle 2 tbsp spices (cinnamon, cloves, hops, mint) 1 1/2 gallon water Method: Boil water and add all ingredients and cook for 30 minutes on low heat. Sbitten is served hot with cakes and biscuits. Additional info: Like mead and medovukha, sbiten' is based on honey mixed with water, spices, and jam. One recipe of sbiten' is described in the 16th-century Domostroy. Compared to kvass, sbiten' is very simple to prepare. In some recipes, honey and sbiten' flavor (spices, juices) are boiled down and then these two parts are combined and boiled again. In other recipes, all the ingredients are combined and boiled at once. The drink can also be made alcoholic by substituting red wine for water. It can be garnished with mint leaves or cinnamon sticks.In Russia, sbiten is often poured from a large shining copper urn called a samovar. (Clearly the source is Wikipedia) And oh oh! Forgot to tell! I actually mentioned it in the comments! But Mrs. S is on! Officially, I think Madison has already talked Shay about her but no one other than him really knew. And here we have her quick background. It is completely inspired from the series called "Orphan Black". Who gets married on a Tuesday? Apparently people do! But oooh, I am sensing that this particular wedding is going to be fancy. I know it! It has to be. So I went shopping yesterday ... I hate shopping by the way. But I found a cute dress which is not gaudy by the way so self-five for that! (Rice, I am a woman, yes.) New shoes too! They are red! Ooooh, they are so cute! Okay enough blabbering about clothing, I believe? You're all convinced that I am a woman now. So, yes. Anyways, as Rice, the lovely "narrative" mate of mine mentioned in her blog of awesomeness... Drama! It is not boring, actually I kinda liked it. I got 2 messages of long narrative and I gave that in return. Now let her handle it! MWUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH...WUAHAHAHAHHA..HAUAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.......hua?........ Yeah, anyways... Oh and Bread, start typing some shit, where are your "too long didn't read"s, hmmmmmmm?!
But oh well, I am not. I am not a bald 40 year-old pale man living in a basement, but I am not very lady-like either, I have to say. Though the font is very... Weird. I don't know. It feels like I have something important, and polite to say while I don't. And Bread, thanks for the lovely advice though I think it is set to be underlined or something. What?! I don't know... I feel like I have other important shit to do. And apparently I cannot be arsed to find more about weebly. Khm, anyways, I can definitely assure you that I am not a smoker. I don't drink alcohol either. No, no, Bread, to your surprise I am not even on LSDs... I am naturally paranoid, and well, I hate the word, but "crazy". It feels like that is a word some freaking teen would use. Emphasizing the "crrr" part. And ending with an "aye". "Crrrazey!" "It was like. I mean.... Uhm... Such as... Like. You know. Africa. Uhm..." Things are going pretty well. Popo-wise, at least. And I baked Brownies! NO BROWNIES FOR YOU HOWEVER. I feel like nobody cares my recipes... YOU DON'T EVEN TRY THEM AT HOME! I KNOW! *sniffles*
What was I saying again? Yes, popo-world. I think Madison is in trouble and Joni won't talk to her. Shay-Shay is still friendzoning Madison. I think she likes to be friendzoned. Well, and Seth claims that Madison gives him contradictory signals. Well, can't oppose to that either. My character is seriously fucked up people, I tell you. She is mental... But good hearted! Roberta told her so. Aaaaand. Now, seriously, I don't know if I ever will be a V.I.P again. (Okay, okay, I admit it! I am bald, 40, and a pale man living in a basement!!) So I think having an IC blog would be fine. But meh... I don't think anyone would read. And I don't know, if I am very willing to do that. I'll let you know though. WHEN IT IS ON, IT IS MANDATORY TO READ! AND I WILL QUIZ YOU! Oh, speaking of quizzes, I haven't give you your "Orange is the New Black" quiz yet, hmmm?! I will have to work on that now. |