And I hate the fact that it is always underlined. And the comments button is underlined also. Why? I don't have any idea why. And I am pissed at the moment. You can't tell, oh but I am. What kind of weeblian friends do you have, have you ever wondered? Well, CHANGE YOUR FREAKIN' THEME AND YOU'LL KNOW!!1 Hmpf! I swear, they said it was cute. At least Rice said that. I have proof! I know, my paint hand writing isn't the best around, but you get the point. SEE?! THEY LOVED IT. At least she did! Now, they're telling me it was hideous. Even the nice ppm of Seth Courtney (a.k.a Jam)... They BETRAYED me, people! It was all lies! LIES, I TELL YOU!
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Hello lovely readers, As you might have noticed I changed the theme of my weebly. Why am I making changes while I hate changes, I can't tell. However, it looks cute this way, doesn't it? (You have to say yes now.) I might change it back in a day, a week, or maybe in a month. Or never! I don't know. Though, I will try to give you as many recipe as I can while the theme is still on. Without much blabbering I want to give you the recipe of my delicious treat. The Framboise Cheesecake Ingredients: Crust: (The base of the cheesecake) 2 packages of graham crackers (Oaten biscuits? I don't know where this graham crackers popped out but you can try that too, I suppose?) 2 tablespoons of milk 50 grams of butter Filling: 2 packages of labneh cheese Two coffee cups of powdered sugar 50 g of cream 1 pinch of salt 4 eggs Glaze: Frozen raspberries 1 tablespoon of wheat starch 3 tablespoons of granulated sugar For Crust: Put the biscuits into the chopper. That kitchen roboty thing. You know, that chops things? Here, I don't know what you call them! OKAY?! Khm, yes, these ones. Did you put the biscuits in? Good. Now let it chop them. Now, put the crumbled poor biscuits into a bowl and pour the milk. (3-4 table spoons of milk.) Then melt the 50 grams of butter and add that too. Now it should have looked like wet sand. Don't forget that you have to have one of these. Springform pans. Spread your wet sand on the base of your springform pan and press them on it very tightly. Now you have the base of your cheesecake. You can send your pan to your freezer now. For filling: You have 4 eggs. Crack them open and see what they have inside! Though, be careful, you're going to take the egg white separately from the egg yellow. (?!1) Now in a bowl, you have the egg whites and in that other bowl you have the egg yellows. (?) (I like calling them egg yellows, shut up.) Now, add a pinch of salt to that egg whites of yours. Blend it! Blend it! Phew. Okay. It looks snowy and soapy-like now. You're on the right track. About that egg yolks... You have to add 2 coffee cups of powdered sugar and 50 grams of cream. Blend it! Blend it! Well well, have these two different mix in one bowl now. And... Blend it! Blend it! Now, it is time for you to add that labneh cheese. 2 packages. And blend it! Blend it! We have something tasty here, I tell you. Get that springform pan out of your freaking freezer! Now spread the filling on the crust. And send them to oven. And get that thing out when you see your little mix turned slightly the pink. Don't wait too much for that to happen. It is not necessary. Just make sure it is baked. Stab a fork or something!!1 For Glaze: Frozen framboise. Half a package would be fine. Now put them onto your pan. A normal pan. A saucepan. Add 1 tablespoon of wheat starch and 3 tablespoons of sugar. And melt them. And... blend it blend it! Woo... I think your cheesecake is out! But it still seems a little hot. So wait until both your glaze and cheesecake is a little warm. Waiting... Waiting... Waiting Oh! They seem warm enough. Using spatula spread the glaze on the cheesecake. And ka-Boom. Ready to go. Don't eat it yet. It has to wait 8 hours in the fridge. Then it is fine. After 8 hours! Ta-daa! ![]() P.S: I said coffee cups. But little ones. Like these. Not the other huge ones. If you don't have one of these then add only one cup of powdered sugar. So, okay, Bread, we get it, you're not a fan of Coldplay. They are not interesting to you, musically. (I don't know what that means either...) Anyways, I am in no position to defend them since more or less I think the same way. But here we have a young fellow inspired by them, making a song without meaningful lyrics. And it is somewhat pleasant to the foreign ears. Generally foreign grandmas. I don't make any sense? Well check this out. And see how the foreign grandmas liked it. The guy has a point after all! Well, okay, grandmas think that the boy is cute and there are two different people. But who cares? Coldplay effect, am I right???!1
Seems, I had nothing better to write about that is why you are getting this. Oh, oh! Right, freaking young spice, Madison is 22 again. Feeling younger and all. Peer pressure, I tell you! Aaaaand, she is a blondie now. I don't know if it will suit her right. Just wanted to try. It is hard to find photos for her dark haired anyway. Freaking Pulp Fiction and that's it. I am running out of pictures people! And well, she is being a total pain in the arse Emo, and wanted a few changes let's say. It will stay this way for a while. I don't know for how long though. No hate comments! I have too many readers, I tell you. All around the world, yes. People just can't help it. They love reading the crap I write. Though it is always nice when you learn you have +1 reader that had checked your lame ass weebly site and was polite enough to tell you that you have a style. Some people are way too kind... We need them, I think. Since there must be people like me around the world, there have to be nice ones too. (You think it is enough complimenting for my quiet reader? I think it is.) Before I went to my little vacation, I realized that Madison had bunch of relationships even though she never really talked to them. Now, that is one thing I hate about this game. You supposedly make your characters acquaintances with other characters but they never really meet, sometimes. So when Madison was in Rio, Seth Courtney (Jonny-Bonny's brother) interacted back with her and I said "What the hell, I am starting this." and didn't really think that was one moment I found my (one of my) secret admirers. (!!!!1) And shame on you two (Rice and Bread!!) we are doing narrative now! Yes, right! Do you see how nice he is, hmm?! Anyways, yes, Madison should totally feel like the family slut, but oh well, the siblings are hot. And before I forget, yes, Madison couldn't resist her Jonny-Bonny no moar. And... They are at it. With an ass kicking narrative! (I am exaggerating, don't believe every crap I say, Gee) So everything is going pretty well, I guess. I found my +1 reader and roleplay mate. Rice is not being a pain in the arse. And I shared my twisted music taste with Bread. And I hope he doesn't hate it. (You don't hate my middle class parties, do you??!!1 I know you lurve them, more than tattooed redhead girls, I know.) My throat is hurting. My nose is rainy. Eyes are a bit wet. And I am constantly sneezing. The vacation was a blast, as you see. No, really, this thing happened on the last day of my vacation, thankfully. I forgot Madison in Rio, buried under the sand. Rocco, Denis and Mischka were in London, being lazy ass fuckers. Just like their mother. I am sure Madison is proud. Very much Other than that, I just want to blabber things about how I am indeed a good, normal human being with no intentions of humiliating people, being a racist arse, and other bad shit. But I ain't purrrfect, yanno... No seriously, I will be glad if anything my characters defend or say or do in anyway offends you, please don't think that I personally think that way. It is just their twisted, crooked ways of showing themselves, or rather being themselves. This sentence didn't really make sense. Lesson learned. Don't go around drinking chocolate vodka everyday!!!1 DAMMIT!! And why not spice this entry up with a song? Theme-wise. P.S: Don't worry Butters didn't forget the promised cheesecake recipe. I will get to it. I started watching Orange is the New Black, which can be counted as a new series. And I loved it. The series is basically about Piper Chapman and her own experiences in prison for 15 months. Taylor Schilling as Piper Chapman Laura Prepon as Alex Vause, the girl from "That 70's show" remember??! Here, tattooed and beautiful. (You're welcome Bread. Shut up, if you watch the series you might even see more tattoos.) Why am I on this free advertising you ask? Well, no reason. I just liked the series and wanted to share. Though yes, I remember now, Joni was trying to convert Madison to being a lesbian, and she was chanting One of us... One of us... One of us... and since I was under the effect of watching 3 episodes in one day, I thought she was referencing... Which was not the case. And even though I recommended her, she just didn't care at all!!1 That was mean you know. My heart is broken. And there is the Regina Spektor. The main theme song is from her! Isn't only this enough to make the series marvelous? Don't fret, I am not talking about you. THEY know, who they are. The cool narrative kids... And I was just hiding my narrative thoughts under the home page very well anyways. Not even a bit offended. UH-HUH. No to your lesbo turbo narrative too by the way. Madison is afraid of pussies, how many times should I have to tell you that Rice? On the saner side of me, there are a few news. I will be gone for a week between the dates August 6th and 13th. You wouldn't even NOTICE anyways... Ah, I love being a bitch about things. Anyways, seems I had only one thing to say And since THEY ruined the cake day for you, my precious readers... (I will avoid the fact that you are the only readers I have dearest(!) Bread and lovely(?) Rice.) Here it goes... The cake recipe will be on when I come back. Not that you lazy asses are going to care and try at home, but I am a sweetheart.
Today's quick lesson: Long time ago Russian desserts were called "zaedkami", that means "after-eaters", for they were served after the principal meal. Native Russian sweet dishes are kissel, compote, levashen (fruit pastila), sweet pirohi, baked apples and pears, fruit and berry preserves. It would be a lie if I told you that I am good at cooking and baking delicious desserts and whatnot. However, MY CHEESECAKE IS THE BEST, I know. Anyways, since the site is all cute and girly, why not give a simple recipe. Do try at home. THE GLORIOUS CHOCOLATE VODKA Ingredients: 200g good quality chocolate, finely grated 300ml plain vodka Simple, eh? Now, 1.Fill a bowl with boiling water as deep as the level of the vodka in the bottle. Immerse the bottle in the warm water for a few minutes to warm the alcohol. 2. Spoon the grated chocolate into the neck of the bottle. Shake to dissolve. Repeat the process until the vodka cannot absorb anymore chocolate. Keep at room temparature. Phew!... That was a hard work, sister, I tell ya... Now, go, chill a little. With your chocolate vodka. THANKS TO BUTTERS. I know, I know, I love you too. Now move your butt.
Source: http://www.ruscuisine.com/recipes/desserts/ I have been thinking about warming the cold lady I have among my characters. I am talking about Madison obviously, d'uh! Anyways, by warming I meant her heart anyway. She is now 26 years-old, and wasn't involved in a serious loving normal relationship. Not that the fucker cares, BUT I DO! OKAY? She is just... Ugh. About Rocco. The sweet wounded child. He has not much rp going on, but I am beginning to discover how to play him. Or how this child going to be in the future or now. Seems, the only interest of him is drawing. Girls? Nuh-uh, not yet. He is only 11. I don't think no matter how cool he is, he doesn't know this side about himself yet. Okay, okay! Maybe a little. Denis, cute little child of mine! No, not mine. Anyways, he has nothing going on yet. Therefore, I have no clue about his personality. Though, I think he will be a sweetheart unlike his foster mother, or his sarcastic cool brother Rocco. Whenever I write that down, or just the thought of reminds of a song. Mah! I know, posting songs here is amazing, RIGHT? RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT? Anyways. Khm, right. I have this problem with Denis, the poor kid doesn't have a face!! Freaking awesome. I need a face. Ugh. Too lazy to do that. My little Mischka! I don't know what to say about her really, since she has been in this world for 2 years now. Though, I think she will be much more saner than Madison. But no, I am not going to make her boring. Though I am thinking that she will look like this: Unlike her smoking, cursing, drinking mother. And shooting too. She shot a guy on the shoulder! But he wanted that!
Though notice the bangs? She has to have it! It is on. Can't believe I am really doing this. But I was always a fan of talking to myself. So why not? I think I'll make this site all cute and girly, because I WANTED THIS TO BE GIRLY, OKAY?! Anyways, I think I shouldn't scare off my readers. Like... Me. And I, and myself. Ah... I am really liking this, like really really. Anyways I think, posting a song would be nice, you know, first post and all that. |